-How It Works- 1.You reel in a sucker…. I mean… set up a buddy by having your “Flying Wild Squirrel” cage in plain view when you know know he or she is coming by. 2. Just by having the cage sitting there, looking so out of place, your friend will of course ask about it. You, of course, are happy to explain. 3. As you bring the cage over, you start talkinjg about the wild flying squirrel that you caught in your home or at work. 4. How? I dont know. Use your imagination and come up with a great story. 5. Tell them you have no idea what you are going to do with the critter, but it is a MEAN and Nasty Thing! You tap on the cage to try and get it to show itself. 6. You get your victim to stand in front of the screened end and look into the small hole that goes into a covered section where the varmint hides. 7. Say something like “see the tail!” Which is peeking through the hole. -The Pay Off- 8. Suddenly, you yell and flick open the latch. The lid flies open with a bang and a dark piece of fur with claws and teeth leaps at your frightened victim. 9. Well, that’s what the poor sap thinks in the split second before the the fur hit them in the chest. 10. then your mark will scream like a little girl, maybe do a little dance trying to get away, and you will wet your pets laughing! -What Comes Next- 11. Several seconds later, reality will set in and your victim will laugh in relief to see it’s just a piece of fur. Then he or she will want to try it on someone else. 12. Now you’re in cahoots together, looking for the next victim.
- One Of The Greatest Practical Jokes Of All Time
- Flying Wild Squirrel
- Gag Gift